Keith, it's all been good, at least since the British Invasion. You don't have gun violence. And now I understand you're putting filters on the internet so that children's first ideas about love and sex are not influenced by filthy pornography. We can't get great stuff like that over here. They would scream bloody murder about their "freedom" and lay everything at the parents feet knowing full well a parent cannot protect their children from these negative influences in today's world. There is no sense of social responsibility, no social contract worth a shit.

And then there's my bestest friend Jimmy, wholly of British descent, best drummer in the entire world. When my bad ankle acts up on me, he's the only one who can fix it. So were it not for the British, i would be hobbling around like a gimp.