This old guy with his ukelele sang it:

I'll take a leg from some ol' table
I'll take an arm from some ol' chair
I'll take a neck from some old bottle
and from a horse I'll take some hair (I'll take some hair)
And then I'll put them all together
with a little bit a' string and glue
and I'll get more lovin' from a gosh darn dummy
than I'll ever got from you!