I witnessed some absolutely disgusting behaviour on the beach at the weekend. I was actually sitting on my towel on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of a crowd of people including a lot of children, suddenly the woman belted the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a dreadful fight and someone called the police. This poor police officer turned up on his own and eventually took his baton to the man. The man managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the policeman and his own wife again!
Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!