Sorry, been away watching the telly. The Woof Life with Felicity Kennel.

Just as an experiment I just played some Bonzo Dog Doo Daa Band for my dog, (My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, if you must know.) No reaction.

I notice the listings for tonight include, after the watershed that is, Lapdogs Uncut. I'm going to have to put a parental lock on the telly... Good job he's too lazy to get the remote. (If he had ever got the remote, we would have known, there'd be nothing left of it.)