CBear... what a lovely idea! Will... hahahahahaa! (Sorry, Dan... it WAS funny.)

SINS... get a load of rolls of swipe and sit in the greenhouse.

Dear M-Abbey

A rather comely young teller at my credit onion makes, perhaps, seemingly "vague advances", of which I am uncertain and that is why I ask your advice. Today, whilst making a transfer of funds between accounts, she asked me - again! - if I wanted a frozen turkey as she lives alone with two young daughters (who, she emphasized, spend the weekends with her ex) and she never cares to cook these turkeys given to her by her employer and union at Kissmeass because she and her daughters comprise such a small household. Do you think she wants me to cook her turkey or wants me to cook her turkey? If I do decide to cook her turkey, should I ask her if she wants it stuffed and how she wants it stuffed or should I just surprise her.

Sincerely,

Tom Turkey