This is one of the best threads yet!


My wife used to go to England once a year for three weeks. Then it was twice a year for three weeks, now it's four times a year for a month. She's hanging out with strange people, one of them plays the banjo, and she's out late every night at some folk club, (she says).

How about I get me a spare? Rent a wife? What do you say?
An ad in the personals? How about something like this:
WANTED; A young woman to assume missionary position in Scarborough Maine.