Driving with my Dad one day we spotted a poor fellow so misaligned that his cheek actually rested on his shoulder. As he walked by, Dad said,"It was whiskey did that."I said "if it WAS whiskey, it's because someone hit him with the bottle." The only time I made him laugh.

My husband was learning to drive a stick shift out in the country where there were a lot of dairy farms. The car was doing a lot of jerking & lunging. When he came home I asked him how he did. He said,"Even the Mother F------ Cows were laughing at me."

Hubby & I were passing thru this same area, when the smell of manure was so strong, Icouldn't resist saying "Jim did you do that?" ""No Mick, I'm only a little fella."

I'm driving buy a house where I know alot of Retarded people live and Jim waves at a lady in the front yard. I said, "do you know she's retarded?" He Says,"You mean she waves at everybody?"

I have great memories of a wonderful, funny guy.