Here's what I use:

Did you ever go to meeting Uncle Joe (3x),
I don't mind the weather if the wind don't blow.

CHORUS: Hop High Ladies, Hop High Ladies, the cake's all dough,
Hop High Ladies, Such gettin' upstairs I never have saw.

How do you like the ladies, Uncle Joe (3x),
I don't mind the weather if the wind don't blow. CHORUS

Did you ever see the devil, Uncle Joe (3x),
If I don't see him here I'll see him down below. CHORUS

Plastic candy wrappers, Uncle Joe (3x),
I don't mind the weather if the wind don't blow. CHORUS

The last verse was authored by Harry Sweet of somewhere in New York.

Chet W.