Who is winding who up where, C? There is one American phrase that I never really understood until now. Something about shooting fish in a barrel? :-)

And what is this about an oiled up Gnome in a leotard - I said I was getting well oiled and buying a leopard to guard it...

Oh, sorry, forgot that you already knew that! Phew, nearly didn't pass the test there :-(

bollocks!!

DtG,C,LBandSPS