Lighten up on concerened, guys! This man has qualities, I tell you! OK, OK, his first batch of medallions had us all sitting around for hours filing metal burrs off the edges, but didn't sailor boy look bloody good on the end of that plank! All concerened needs now is to bulk up the production a bit. Even I think we can sell more than three a month...

We need more people with attitood! Even the wrong bloody attitood! Except for Ron and Guffers, who I'm told are both ginger Scots women...