A vicar was out walking one day, when he spied the most beautiful garden, and in it a little old man workng diligently away, snipping here and tying there, raking and hoeing.

The vicar stood and watched a while, the said "Good Morning".

"Good morning to you, Reverend", said the gardener.

"My word, what a beautiful garden you have made with God's help" said the vicar.

The old man gave him a quizzical look, then "Aye vicar, but you should have seen it when God had it on his own!"

Don T.