As it would be my last meal, there'd be no worries about calories or cholesterol etc. So please may I have home-made steak and kidney pie (pastry made with lard), shredded spring greens in butter, mashed spuds all drenched in the gravy, followed by bread and butter pudding with extra thick cream. Actually (confession time) we had this very meal yesterday for Sunday lunch. And I didn't die. Not yet anyway.