No problem with the Barnsley scrolls these days. Quick course of antibiotics and Robert's yer Aunty's husband.

No caves in Barnsley? The Bush up at Kingston is dark, gets smaller as you go further into it and the wildlife stares at you from the edges. How more cave do you want?

Did a gig there once but more importantly some family friends used to have it. Spent time there as a lad.

Her hygiene is impeccable. Always takes her teeth out.