Yebbut "Dead Sea Scrolls" sounds like middle-eastern gippy tummy and it worked for them. The Bush in Kingston sounds good to me. Hide the chip wrappers deep up there and protect the site with a scattering of dog turds (Leave 'em in those scrotaceous little plastic bags if you're squeamish - they look great dangling from low bushes). After a couple of weeks the scrolls will look suitably antiqued and we can get a lowly and simple little Barnsley shepherd lad to "discover" 'em. Easy!