The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #151720   Message #3549581
Posted By: gnu
15-Aug-13 - 06:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: Dear Mudcat Abby Olddude Column
Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mudcat Abby Olddude Column
No! It's fer twaddling me tomatoes. Geeze oh eh?! I use to use a makeup brush. Works better than the way I was taught to twaddle tomatoes. The old fashined way my old man taight me was to twaddle tomatoes with yer fingers. I figger I can tape the makeup brush on a vibrator and tape the vibrator to a stick and twaddle away at leisure. Easier on my back, too.

Get yer minds out of the gutter eh? It's full down here.