And Bertie boy walks back in again, having been gone all weekend.

Sorry about the dart Spaw, I was after a double 'top', honest. Your bottom was the last thing on my mind.

Gimme a Boilermaker, that's an 'English' Boilermaker please. A Stout and Mild - Aaaaah!!! that's fit for Brother Ted Hill himself.

Seeing as I can never hit the bloody dartboard and so that T's Arse can be preserved for posteriority, I think I'll join Matt. What game is that yer playing there me ol' china?