You've missed nowt and bugger all.

pete seems too be monitoring this thread, so we had better be careful. No mobile phones when grouping together, checking the Met Office forecast for big lightning balls and associated dire prognostications, etc.

Our Bernard used to speak highly of a lass in Horwich called Knocking Nelly, thinking on. If she survived that 69er, we can see if she may be available?

In the meantime, the emissary from Dumbfuckistan has been quiet for a day or two. Hopefully mulling over our offer. I doubt he could get used to warm beer, pickled eggs and mushy peas but if we introduced snakes to our services, he may feel more at home?