Here Dave.. You're not the only one with Swadlincote in his SatNav history... Not this time, but that there Moria lass has form. Sloppy seconds after a co Messiah could be dangerous to your health...

I wanted to go this year, if only because Paul Metsers borrowed a fiver off me in circa 1982 and he went to ground for many years. I met up with some mates in Whitby instead and had a bloody good time. That said, green to the gills with envy and hopefully next year......

I hope the more serious posters have noticed we had pulled off a new religion AND not needed a God?   The co Messiahs and associated gnome are merely a committee to rake off a percentage of all the money we end up making from the meek, lowly, pious and gullible. Mind you, very slow progress on that front.....