I verilly believe that these buffoons had all been bullied at school... that is, of course if they ever bothered attending

You still have a job as scripture writer conc, owd lad. Your wonderful way with words will be invaluable to the idiots believing, er, sorry, the faithful congregation. What's keeping you anyway? I would have thought that you would have the first few chapters done by now? Can we help? I have a few books you may be able to crayon on if the warders are allowing you crayons yet that is...

Bollocks!

DtG,C,LBandSPS