"Messiahs S&M"? Funny you should mention that. I was sort of contemplating some new activities that might attract more punters...

And you can shut yer cakehole an' all, concerened. You took so long over those Wacko plank-walking medallions that they've gone out of fashion owing to Wacko's long-term disappearance from the map. I haven't flogged a single one this week and I'm having 'em melted down. Thinking of using the metal to make some mini-statuettes of the twin Messiahs. They don't have to be that accurate in their depiction (a la Christian imagery) and I have a photo to work from. Musket, I could just do with knowing whether you're fat and bald or not...