You could do a Michaelangelo (have I spelt that right? Possibly not,) and allow artistic licence.

A bit more hair, less beer belly etc. If we ever get that token woman, don't forget to give a decent lunchbox, you never know. Plenty on utube but sadly of me in rock bands many many years ago, and luckily, nothing by name. I am however curious.. It would appear that a song or two recorded at Stainsby Folk Festival of just me and guitar can e viewed on utube, not too many years ago either, but they got my b^%€!y name wrong and I can't remember what I was told to search under! (Stainsby wasn't mentioned either, and he didn't say which songs. I'm so curious, I could do with divine intervention to find the bloody thing.)

I contacted a decent lass via Viz Introductions if you are interested. Becky Thump, seems to take no shit from pesky southerners.