The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #152002 Message #3553454
Posted By: GUEST,Musket evolving slowly
27-Aug-13 - 03:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: Festival for twats.
Subject: RE: BS: Festival for twats.
Phew! For a minute there I thought someone was going to define a twat as a pregnant goldfish.
Only twats make that mistake of course.
Been thinking about the songs that would make my set.
Alexie Sayle wrote a finger in the ear number which started, as I recall-
Oh I am a computer programmer
I come from Milton Keynes
Then the rhyme ended with
Dried haricot beans.