Not really that first kiss you mention. But, I can remember years ago a blind date who arranged to meet me at our local cinema. As we got sat together in the back row I leaned over to ask her if she did Swiss Kisses?....."what`s a Swiss Kiss" she said, to which I explained that it was a French Kiss mixed with a simultaneous yodel. Quick as a flash she just squeezed my hand and suggested we should just miss out that the yodelling part so as not to annoy the audience.      

GJ