Katherine. Long auburn hair. Always dressed so prim and proper. Neat as a pin. A true beauty. She played hard to get. I asked her to come to my house many times. Always an excuse. Then, yes! I was delirious with joy as a young boy would be. I was a gentleman... until I opened the door and she entered... I kicked he gently on the ass with the side of my sneaker. She turned and angrily asked, "Why did you do that?!" I replied that Moe always did that to Curly. Her demeanour changed and she asked/said, "You like The Three Stooges TOO?" "Who doesn't?" Mum made us peanut butter and jam sandwiches and served cold milk.

I walked her home and she kissed me behind the front hedge and said, "Don't let my parents see you. I'll see you tomorrow.". She ran to her house. Oh, I recall Kindergarten well. At five years old, I was a fan of kissing girls forever. Still am.