The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #152015   Message #3553979
Posted By: Rapparee
28-Aug-13 - 11:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: Your first kiss (no, not relatives)...
Subject: RE: BS: Your first kiss (no, not relatives)...
Beyond that first one I can't remember. There have been so very, very many -- in fact, the girls in my kindergarten, grade school, and college couldn't keep away from my lips. (I went to an all-male high school; some of them had the same trouble but I wasn't interested.) I'll tell you, it's hard to pay attention to a nun teaching you arithmetic when she's also swarming all over you, kissing on you and all. In high school (see above) I was in band, the only daily co-educational activity, and no female in the brass, reeds, or woodwinds ever played a note because their lips were all swollen from kissing me so much. I didn't get to play either, but that was because my lips were always otherwise occupied.