My, my. Threatened with a tommygun OR bare hands. Chong doesn't have bare hands -- they're all covered with hair from habits best left undescribed. Suffice to say that self-abuse is alive and well among certain chimps.

And Sham, I probably wouldn't be able to keep my meals down if I were anywhere near you. The stench emanating from you would see to that. But I'll be wearing a suit that protects against biological hazards AND a gas mask. Don't worry about others (not that you would) afterwards -- I'll be sure to pour enough chlorine bleach on your body to prevent any more contamination than you've already provided.