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Thread #150071 Message #3554300
Posted By: GUEST,Musket sanctimonious as a sailor
30-Aug-13 - 02:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: Militant atheism has become a religion
Subject: RE: BS: Militant atheism has become a religion
Rock on my nautical brother!
Thought you had gone off for a period of reflection, like the last Pope or that Scottish Bishop.
We've kept your cassock waiting. Hope it still fits, we had to boil wash it after the bingo incident and Steve's inability to see the goodness in Betty Swollox.
You will be pleased to know our religion now has acknowledged respectability through the many clever people here on Mudcat.org. We also have our heaven and unlike some, ours exists. It is called Knott End and from where you are, you can gaze East over the ocean towards it. Ok there are a few peat bogs and leprechauns in the way but at least you can take a bearing on heaven, which is more than some religions offer.