See, there he goes again! Just when you think he is right for the job he goes and says something half sensible.

Conc, you really need to get a grip if you want the scripture job back. No good applying for the medallion man position again, you've blown that, but if you consistently talk gibberish you may be in with a chance as editor in chief of the Yebbut.

assorted yeggs, psudo intellectuals, ginger fakes, pussy liberals, prancing prudes, right wing cake eaters and biscuit chomping Mail readers.

is perfect. Just the right amount of seemingly real but in truth nonsense words.

What you need to do, is get a sense of humour.. something sadly lacking here.

Is sadly lacking your usual delusory element and will not do at all. Although, I must admit, it does hold a certain amount of irony coming from someone who does not know the difference between laughing with him and laughing at him.

Just who did mention crayons first BTW and what have you got against Aardvarks?

Bollocks!

DtG,C,LBandSPS