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Thread #59418   Message #3554566
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
30-Aug-13 - 06:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
If you was my real dad, flipface, I would flippin' kill myself! My dad ain't been seen since I was, like, about 5 years old, eh? Peeple said he got rand over by a train and my Mom celebarated for a solid month after it happened. One thing for sure, it was NOT flippin' YOU!!! It was eether my offishal dad...or the milkman...or the mailman...or one of the garage guys...or the guy who come thru one time sellin' vacyooms.

- Shane

p.s. Mom said it was my dad, but how can anyone be sure? McBride women ain't all that trust-worthy, know'm sayin'? My mom once said she had over 500 boyfriends afore she was done, and I got reason to beleeve that might be pretty close to the truth, eh?