Trouble with you, concerened old dear (or are you an actual girl, I can't decide), is that you're tending to be a tad repetitive. Now you accuse us of not having a sense of humour, yet you prattle on interminably with your crayon "joke". You appear to think that this is witty/funny/sarky, but, truth is, you're just like a little kiddie who thinks he's found summat funny then bores everyone around him to death with it until his mum finally snaps and gives him a bloody good clip. Yes, the anal crayon-chewing concept is potentially hilarious, but, owd lad, you don't know when to stop! So stick that up your unwashed, smelly, chocolate-covered bottom and chew it! Preferably a purple one. I always hated purple ones.