Hey Susan, I'll have some of those grits but only with an egg, over easy, served on top of them. Yum!

Someone hollared for the cops, they busted down the door,
They jumped upon old Paddy's back and laid him on the floor,
They knocked him once behind the ear and they knocked him on the head,
But when they got up from his back, well, they found out he was dead,
Mrs.. Murphy started in to battle with them cops,
She licked 'em every one of them she chased 'em several blocks,
A lovely time was had by all, 18 in courts were tried
For having caused a riot on the night Pat Murphy died.