LH, I got some spirituality stuff for ya ta chew over:

"I can only condone marriage because it supplies more virgins."
                         --St. Jerome

"It is great wisdom to know how to be silent and to look at neither the remarks, nor the deeds, nor the lives of others."
                                     --St. John of the Cross

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
                                    --Saint Augustine

"What seems to me white, I will believe black if the hierarchical Church so defines."
                              ― St. Ignatius of Loyola

"Laugh and grow strong."
       ― St. Ignatius of Loyola

"Argument is conclusive... but... it does not remove doubt, so that the mind may rest in the sure knowledge of the truth, unless it finds it by the method of experiment. For if any man who never saw fire proved by satisfactory arguments that fire burns. his hearer's mind would never be satisfied, nor would he avoid the fire until he put his hand in it that he might learn by experiment what argument taught."
                               --Roger ("I'm not Francis!") Bacon