The comprehension problem is yours, Goofball. My writing is quite plain and clear (Elements of Style, by William Strunk, Jr. and E. B. White), and I'm sure no one else finds it too difficult to comprehend or too complicated. Good grammar and correctly punctuated (essential for clear comprehension).
Pretty straightforward, really.
Maybe you should have spent more time with Dick and Jack back in first grade, instead of shooting paper clips at the teacher's behind.