It seems it's time to clear up some misconceptions here. Sorry I don't have time to wade through the collected wisdom here assembled.

But I thought it's time to set the record straight.   It's certainly true the CIA is behind it. As the OP notes, it was for lunch.   But, as I noted earlier, it was the Culinary Institute of America, and it was the Saccharine missile. Too much sugar is being consumed.   But there are actually better alternatives to saccharine. We hope they will be looking into them soon.

This makes precisely as much sense as the thesis behind this thread.