The dogs held a party, they came from near and far,
some they came by aeroplane and some by motor car.

Once inside the meeting place instructions they all took,
that each dog take its arsehole off and hang it on a hook.

They marched in slowly, one by one, each mother, son and sire,
but ere the party had begun when a big dog shouted 'fire'.

They dashed out, madly, in a pack, they had not time to look,
each dog it grabbed the nearest arsehole from the nearest hook.

But when they put those arseholes on they were extremely sore,
because each dog's found it's got an arsehole it never had before.

And that is why you'll always find, a dog will leave a bone,
to sniff another dog's arse in the hope of finding his own!!

Anon