Yeah, only he didn't say "hands", Jack. He said "paws". Filthy paws!

"Getchyer filthy paws off me, you damned dirty ape!!!"

That made it doubly offensive, even though he was just talkin' to a Gorilla, not a Chimp... and that is why I let all the air out of his tires one time at a swanky party in Beverley Hills and then switched a glass of pee for his glass of apple juice. Far as I'm concerned, Heston was a loudmouth jerk with not a whole lotta actin' talent neither. Let's face it, the Red Sea is NEVER gonna part for a bozo like him.

- Chongo