Ya both left out one little important word that should be there: "a"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

But hey, I like the Woody Allen one where he's bein' bugged by the pontificatin' guy in the movie lineup behind him and says to Diane Keaton: "What I wouldn't give now for a large sack full of horse manure!"

And then...well, here's the scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJ8tKRlW3E