The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3557037
Posted By: Rapparee
07-Sep-13 - 11:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Got me a sap right here, just like my Uncle Ed used on those punks who messed with him. "A tap with your sap and the sap is crap," as he used to say.

What, you may ask, is a sap? It's one of these, but flatter. Librarians use them as "book weights" so don't mess with librarians.