It is NOT my birthday, Gnu. My birthday is far in the future--thousands and thousands of seconds in the future. Let's stay real here.

Well, you know that's not gonna happen, but anyway...don't rush me, okay?

Hawk, send my apologies to the cast of characters in Orelia. I did not have a decent suit with me and so felt I could not appear in a way that would match their impeccable standards of idiocy decency.


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