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Thread #59418 Message #3559356
Posted By: Rapparee
16-Sep-13 - 12:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Family and Friends of The Mother of all BS threads,
We are approaching a change from one "thousand" to another. The next change after that will be from one "ten thousand" to another -- in this case, 50,000 posts.
This is a record unexceeded anywhere, not just in the Mudcat Cafe but on the entire World Wide Web. It behooves us, as this remarkable event approaches, to remove our headgear and pledge the following:
I (state your name, not this parenthetical statement) do commit myself to posting the best BS of which I am capable. I shall use correct spelling and grammar whenever possible and appropriate, and shall endeavor to make all of my endeavors reach the unparalleled heights envisioned so long ago by King Khandu, our founder and inspiration. I swear this by the gods my people swear by or if I'm an atheist I'll just do my best. SO MOTE IT BE!!
Thank you for participating in this. The firing squad will now load ten rounds ball ammunition and will ensure that you keep your promise. Bugler, sound the Charge or something!