What difference would it make if he were Muslim, Shinto, Buddhist, Mormon, Catholic, Congregationalist, Southern Baptist, Wiccan, Aethist, Pagan, Unitarian, Methodist, Animist, Millerite, Campbellite, Mandaean, Yazadi, Hindu, Jainist, Sikh, Akan, or Santarian?

In brief, why give a shit?