Comments about a persons spelling and grammar do not make you big nor does it make you clever...

Does the handle 'Gnome' not give you any indication any phrase about 'big' is pretty much wasted? Rather like you I guess, Conc me owd lad. As for clever. Well, probably not, but far more original than crayons, thumbs up yer bums and cake eaters don't you think? Those are getting rather tedious I'm afraid. 'Than yourself' was implied so I guess you get some marks for spotting the bleedin' obvious but then I had to take them away again for assuming that anyone at all would take you seriously. Sorry, but if you really want that scripture writing position you do need to start to think a bit more laterally.

Bolleaux

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