Musket taking you seriously? I don't take the Ian writing my crap seriously so don't start getting ideas above your station. Interesting that DtheG pointed out the clue in the name as to physical attributes. Does that make Musket a big bore or endowed with a long shaft? As I had the nickname from an early age, I wouldn't know. ..

Hang on, we can ask the stoat. Oh. Perhaps God can put him back together again.

Deep and meaningful discussions on the likelihood of a sentient force behind the laws of physics can go stuff themselves. I'm onto more materialist notions today. Collecting my new car later and I am shallow and impressionable enough to be getting excited. Too excited in fact to discuss irrelevant fantasy eh?

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