The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148849   Message #3560058
Posted By: Donuel
20-Sep-13 - 10:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2013
I have come to practice what I speak. It pays to advertise, hypnotize and even wear ties...
Here is the ad copy for my current work.


In a world where every prayer, every need want and desire of extreme conservative America has come to life, one man made it his life's mission to show you who when where and why such a heavenly hell erupted from the backed up bowels of the Earth.

Coming soon, Donuel's mega cartoon: 'If their prayers were answered' is in such detail it includes the complete new constitution, US map and ball dropping text revealing the "Merica" they always thought they wanted.

The New York Times Gazette critics report; 'If their Prayers' is in such detail you can walk into this parallel universe and smell the wind blow ultimate conservatism over the mountains of wealth, through the bunkers of corporatism and over the stench of cadaver filled cesspools of pure philosophically ideal conservative strength.

Without a doubt "If Their Prayers Were Answered" is defundamentally the best cartoon the world has ever seen, will ever see and is even now becoming our reality more and more every day.

COMING Halloween day 2013. For Real.









This Donuel cartoon is not yet rated. Any resemblance to any person living or dead or living dead is not coincidental and is responsible for the physical and psychological changes that this cartoon will cause when combined with hypnosis drugs and alcohol. Warning: Donuel is so mesmerizing that when your people get in touch with his people they forget about you and become forever free.