Conkerened may actually be a new gender, that's my theory and I'm stickin' to it. Bollocks and fanny rolled into one, quite likely with a good covering of droopy man-chesticles and all finished with the finest Brazilian. What I do know is that conkers has never actually made a single debating point. He, she or it is very good at colourfully delivering insults (very amusing, actually, and I've archived one or two in case Wacko decides to make a concerted return). The world with him is richer than one without him. Her. It.