Aaahhh Troll, It appears the scheme is working. As I alluded to previously - it's part of our defence system, we can't afford missiles. We have to deter immigrants / tourists / foreigners from coming to this beautiful island and crowding us out. Having an international reputation for dodgy tucker is just the start. Wait 'til they find out that we put fried eggs in our hamburgers - and with beetroot to boot ! Hell, who needs Apache helicopters.

FME / JG