Well, there is all them mates of mine in your neighbours garden. Multiply that by the number of gardens that may contain Gnomes and I think you will see there are a fair few of us. Proven scientific fact that is!

Didn't like that Broadchurch much. Thought he was better in Doctor Who.

Have you seen the thread on 'What religion is God?' Maybe you could put them out of their misery?

BTW - If I have been reborn a Gnome, what was I before? Could I have been a Troll or is that what I must aspire too? How many other mythical characters must I be reborn as before I can join the mythical being in the mythical Nirvana?

Thingies.

:D