Go on then Jack. Prove otherwise.

It is perfectly possible that Steve has a pet slug. Its mental capacity and thought process has the starting gun of a brain area of sorts, altruism towards slug communities and the ability to shout "Big Issue! " at passing snails.

Use of metaphor is a human trait. Not confined to biblical stories.

That's a fiver you owe me Co Messiah S.

Just a note on the multiverse hypothesis. That is a scenario that would explain certain phenomena that puzzle us. The key point being it is a proposed answer to a question that came first. Creationism is an answer that never begged a rational question.

Sorry oh Gnomish one. I reckon that answer was too serious. No matter. If I rip the piss a bit, pete will ignore it and Seaman Stains will shake his head and tell me I am not being serious. Gosh I never noticed. ..