Track down 'Buddy better get on down the line' as sung by the Kingston Trio long ago.

Being men, they sing it from the male point of view, but since it's addressed to 'Buddy,' it was surely originally a woman's song of farewell to a lousy lover. to make it work I change one line like this:

was: hey, hey, pretty baby, hey hey
is"   key, hey, Mr. Hotshot, hey hey

This is a great song to help pass the time om a long drive on the Interstate.