Informally he/she /it is referred to by others as

Here he comes

And

There he goes

I on the other hand have a true genuine holy relic with a certificate of authenticity. When they built the new kop at Hillsborough they dug up the old tiered stand and flogged off sections of the concrete base to fans. It has been in four different gardens with me and right now forms the entrance into a small orchard just up from my raised beds.

I planted white Rose bushes either side but luckily Mrs Musket failed to see the sad Dick the Shit reference despite watching The White Queen on the telly the other month.